lokilies:

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lokilies:

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lokilies:

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lokilies:

Ah, the mailman. So sorry I don’t have a tiny little angry dog to chew at your trouser leg. I’ll make sure to have one handy next time we run into one another.

You’re very funny. Look at how amused I am.

Oh, I wasn’t being funny. I think a tiny dog attached to your trouser leg makes your whole uniform look chic.

I’ll make sure to put that down in my “fashion advice from Loki” journal.

You won’t regret it, agent. Everyone knows Loki gives out the best fashion tips.

Of course. Just like how everyone takes tips on how to be the best agent from the janitor. -crosses his arms- I hope you’re not planning on doing anything to the mail today.

You mean you didn’t notice all the new pet magazines and Director Fury’s new subscription to the Cosmopolitan?

…Dammit.

justcallmepepper:

themostbadassmailguyever:

Ms. Potts. Here for Mr. Stark’s mail or your own?

Please tell me he’s picked up his mail at least once this week. If not, I’ll take his along with mine, thank you. My apologies for Mr. Stark’s failure to be productive for once.

-shrugs- Honestly can’t remember. But his pile is rather large. -hands over both stacks of mail- You don’t have to apologize for Stark.

lokilies:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lokilies:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lokilies:

Ah, the mailman. So sorry I don’t have a tiny little angry dog to chew at your trouser leg. I’ll make sure to have one handy next time we run into one another.

You’re very funny. Look at how amused I am.

Oh, I wasn’t being funny. I think a tiny dog attached to your trouser leg makes your whole uniform look chic.

I’ll make sure to put that down in my “fashion advice from Loki” journal.

You won’t regret it, agent. Everyone knows Loki gives out the best fashion tips.

Of course. Just like how everyone takes tips on how to be the best agent from the janitor. -crosses his arms- I hope you’re not planning on doing anything to the mail today.

Ms. Potts. Here for Mr. Stark’s mail or your own?

lokilies:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lokilies:

Ah, the mailman. So sorry I don’t have a tiny little angry dog to chew at your trouser leg. I’ll make sure to have one handy next time we run into one another.

You’re very funny. Look at how amused I am.

Oh, I wasn’t being funny. I think a tiny dog attached to your trouser leg makes your whole uniform look chic.

I’ll make sure to put that down in my “fashion advice from Loki” journal.

lokilies:

Ah, the mailman. So sorry I don’t have a tiny little angry dog to chew at your trouser leg. I’ll make sure to have one handy next time we run into one another.

You’re very funny. Look at how amused I am.

shieldstestdummy:

themostbadassmailguyever:

Don’t we have enough morons running around?

I resent that.

I sneak, not run.

Listen, birdbrain. I have a lot of letters to hand out and not a lot of patience. Don’t push my buttons.

Don’t we have enough morons running around?

lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

-straightens up- Oh well… that’s not good.

You didn’t do it on purpose did you?  -put her hands over her mouth-

I’m sorry, I’m prying… I’ll stop.

-shrugs- That’s what people are tryin’ to figure out. Some think I did it on purpose. Ted thinks I didn’t.

Wouldn’t you know if you shot someone? -raises eyebrows- I doubt you did.

Oh I know exactly what happened. But I’m not allowed to discuss it with people. -crosses his arms- What makes you so sure I didn’t?

-sighs- I don’t know.  I was just… trying to be nice. -looks down- I’m sorry if I bothered you.

Sorry, kid. I told you I wasn’t a good person. -shakes head- And don’t feel bad for bothering me. I’d rather talk to people than give out mail anyways.

-smiles slightly- How much longer do you have down here?

-shrugs- Until my case is settled. Who knows when that will be.

Well I hope you get out soon.  Then maybe I’ll see you around the office more.

Maybe you will. I hope so. I hate it down here.

I would -looks around- It’s kind of… terrible down here.

It’s the worse place I’ve ever had to work. -sighs- I miss my gun. And the air.

Oh man, I’d miss my gun so badly…. I never go anywhere with out that thing.

-frowns- I’m not allowed to carry one right now. The only weapon I’ve got in my cart.

lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

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lilmisscoulson:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lilmisscoulson:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lilmisscoulson:

themostbadassmailguyever:

lilmisscoulson:

-straightens up- Oh well… that’s not good.

You didn’t do it on purpose did you?  -put her hands over her mouth-

I’m sorry, I’m prying… I’ll stop.

-shrugs- That’s what people are tryin’ to figure out. Some think I did it on purpose. Ted thinks I didn’t.

Wouldn’t you know if you shot someone? -raises eyebrows- I doubt you did.

Oh I know exactly what happened. But I’m not allowed to discuss it with people. -crosses his arms- What makes you so sure I didn’t?

-sighs- I don’t know.  I was just… trying to be nice. -looks down- I’m sorry if I bothered you.

Sorry, kid. I told you I wasn’t a good person. -shakes head- And don’t feel bad for bothering me. I’d rather talk to people than give out mail anyways.

-smiles slightly- How much longer do you have down here?

-shrugs- Until my case is settled. Who knows when that will be.

Well I hope you get out soon.  Then maybe I’ll see you around the office more.

Maybe you will. I hope so. I hate it down here.

I would -looks around- It’s kind of… terrible down here.

It’s the worse place I’ve ever had to work. -sighs- I miss my gun. And the air.